Sex Machines

Sex Machines

Sex machine, dildo machine, fuck machine; call it what you want, just get ready to call it Master. Why? Because sex machines eliminate a lot of what is ho-hum or awkward in the bedroom (think bad timing, poor rhythm, not quite up-to-size) and exacerbate everything awesome (think the ability to change at the flick of a switch, literally, to free up your partner so they can pleasure you in other ways, not to mention the power to control pretty much everything).  Sex machines in Australia have become big business and no wonder.  Here our Pleasure Chest team looks at some of the reasons the best sex machine is sure to become your ultimate sex toy porn. 

 

Amazing for submissives and their dominants 

Yep - this is definitely the ultimate toy for submissives and dominants. The machine does all the work, allowing the dominant to focus elsewhere without losing any stamina along the way. The submissive would (should) have made it clear before you get going where parameters lie, and it’s really easy to stay within these as a machine is involved, so there’s little room for grey. It’s on, or it’s off. It’s at this level or that level. 

 

Plenty of power 

OK, so when we refer to power, we’re talking objectively, as in the power of the machine and subjectively, as in the ability to control (which we just touched on above). The machine is not going to tire out. In fact, the best sex machines will have an automatic shut-down trigger if they’re getting overheated, but that will happen well after any human starts to fatigue. 

 

Spread the attention and the arousal 

Thrusting - especially when things are getting really exciting - is amazing. It’s also bloody tiring if your partner likes to play the long game! Not so with your new BFF. Let the machine do all the hard work with powerful motors that keep the enjoyment coming. This means you or your partner (whoever is on the receiving end) gets to have their cake and eat it, too. The receiver effectively gets a double serving - all that hands-on human attention that is freed up to work wonders alongside the machine. Many hands might make light work, but one pair and a machine make magic. 

 

Compatible with plenty of toys for all kinds of fun 

Many models come with detachable extras for hands-on exploration and even more fun-through-discovery. Look for Vac U Lock compatible sex toys when shopping for additional accessories. Just be sure to always select silicon-based products for hygiene reasons. Don’t forget extra ‘sexentials’ like blindfolds and nipple clamps

 

The sex is intense and adventurous 

This is the kind of machine that really takes your sexual adventures to new highs (literally!). One look at these and you know this is going to be a wild time. Introducing that kind of excitement to your sex life is an unbelievable turn-on, and it’s sure to be the start of some amazing and arousing discoveries.


So, if this list has convinced you to buy a sex machine, you won’t be disappointed. If you need a little bit more info, though, read on! 


What’s the best sex machine on the market? 

We have two top favourites, so take your pick! 

Stim-U-Ultimate 

The STIM U Ultimate is considered the flagship sex machine and has been a consistent best-seller for just shy of a decade. A powerful 60-watt motor with a crazy fast speed of 240 rpm (humans are not even close to being a match!) and with adjustable legs, thrust rod length and depth offering maximum versatility as well as easy pack-down and storage. 

Made from aircraft alloy, this machine is very quiet and with a soft-start speed controller for a safe and slow beginning. Control it using a hand-held dial and 6 ft long cord.  Fits easily with attachments, all Hung system toys and all vac u loc toys and comes with a dildo so you can start to have some instant fun before adding attachments as you go. 

 

Mod Love Deluxe Thruster 

If you’re after long strokes, a quiet motor and precision controlling, then the Mod Love Deluxe Thruster Kit is for you. Featuring multiple angles and a powerful motor (2-inch stroke at more than 200 times a minute), you can choose to either use it on its stand or as a freestyle, hand-held toy. Easy to set up, pack down and store, the Mod Love is also CE approved and comes with a complimentary attachment so the fun can start straight away! 

What is a sex machine? 

Whether you’re after a sex machine for men or a sex machine for women, the concept is the same. In fact, the actual product itself is often the same. So, what is it? Imagine a dildo attached to a central source that keeps it stabilised but also serves as a kind of Mission Control. The machine serves to thrust the dildo in a forward-moving motion, the idea being that you line up whatever hole takes your fancy, and, well, away you go! Either you or someone else can remotely operate the machine’s speed, intensity, vibration mode and depth. It’s not anything more complicated than that! The best sex machines come with accessories but are also compatible with plenty of other ‘enhancements’ you might want to bring to the party. 


How to use a sex machine 

Rest assured that the best sex machines come with really easy-to-follow instructions. Even so, the setup is usually pretty intuitive. If you’re placing it on a potentially slippery surface like tiles, then be sure to use suction cups provided to keep it in place. You may find that keeping the machine grounded is limiting (e.g., doggy style), so you can just elevate it onto a sturdy surface to get it in just the right position you want. That’s probably one of the very few limitations of a sex machine; it’s more a case of the body working around the machine instead of the other way around. Once you’ve set up your exciting new toy and are happy with where it is positioned and what accessories you’re using, you just plug and play. Yep - it’s that easy.

 

Contact us about sex machines today! 

We're here to help with any questions you have, so don’t hesitate to contact us. Trust us when we say there is nothing you will ask that countless others have not already asked! Here you don’t get judgement - just unabashed pleasure. We look forward to hearing from you! 

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