The 3 Best Spots To Hide Those Sex Toys You Don't Want Anyone To See

You have a healthy sexual appetite. Now, that means a lot of different things to a lot of different people.

However, we’ll assume that you generally embrace your sexual tastes, inclinations, and desires in a manner conducive to heightened personal wellness.

In other words, you’ve got nothing to hide. Sex is a vital part of all our lives, and any notions of shame can stay behind in the 1950s.

All the same, some things remain sacred for even the most upfront of people. Yes, your sexuality isn’t something you should have to hide. Still, many people feel the need to veil the pleasurable, kinky items they buy from our sex shop.

Sex toys for men, sex toys for women, and other adjacent products like sexy lingerie are all wonderful to have around the house.

Yet, there’s a whole host of people you likely don’t want to see those toys. We’re not speaking for everyone here, but if you’re reading this blog, it's safe to assume that you’d prefer your sex shop items remain lowkey.

We totally empathize with not wanting your Mom or Dad to see your strap-on collection after a hearty Sunday dinner. No doubt, you could go without your work colleagues, who you invited over for some drinks, stumbling upon your anal toys. Let’s not get started on the time your teenage son accidentally found your vibrator when he was looking for the car keys.

Jokes aside, there is something nice about hiding toys you purchased from the sex shop.

It makes the occasion more clandestine and unique when you get down to business. Instead of haphazardly grabbing your preferred kinky device from wherever you tossed it last time, you get to access your top-secret hiding space. It becomes part of a ritual.

No longer is your toy a pleasure device you use and abuse. It’s an immersive experience. An event. A treat. That notion rings true whether you use your device once a month, once a year, or every day.

So much of the magic in life comes down to the process. You can add to the magic of your preferred sex toys for men, sex toys for women, or sexy lingerie by placing them in the hiding spaces discussed below:

Bedside Convenience

Your bedside is an ideal spot for any sex toy if you’re focused on achieving your orgasm(s) ASAP.

Imagine something tickled your fancy while lying in bed, and you’re ready to rock and roll. Then, you realize that your Wet Stuff Secrets Lube is in the basement bathroom cabinet. Sorry, but what a pain in the you-know-what–and not the good type of pain, either. 

Or maybe you and the Misses/Mister decided to snuggle in bed after work, threw on a little Marvin Gaye to de-stress, and suddenly caught the vibe. Then, you realize your Le Wand Massager is stored in the attic.

First of all, the song is called “Let’s Get It On,” so you should’ve seen it coming. 

Nonetheless, you Get It On, as the song demands, but since you didn’t want to play the track on repeat, there’s no Hoop. Thus, there is no targeted G-spot and P-spot stimulation. Is it the end of the world? No. You can use it next time. Still, it’s a missed opportunity to maximize a moment of carnal bliss, and who wants that?

We’ve vaguely discussed the location, but let’s get into the specifics of the matter. Hiding sex toys for men–and sex toys for women–inside an unlocked bedside cabinet or table drawer is begging for trouble if you have children. 

There are ways to maintain your privacy when you have kids, but not if your young children have anything to do with it. They will be poking around everywhere to discover their parents' secrets. You are literally the most interesting person in their lives, after all.

While that curiosity is crucial to your child’s growing intellect, it has its limits–which begins, and maybe ends, at your sex toys. 

Don’t make such an awkward discovery easy for your kids. Lock your cabinet for convenient-but-secure access to avoid any mishaps.

Will your child pester you about why you’ve locked your bedside cabinet? Sure. Will it seem like an enchanted box of mysteries to your kids? Undoubtedly. Still, hold firm, and let your young ones know that some things are meant only for grownups (see: taxes, The Sopranos, your secret sex toy cabinet). 

Hiding In Plain Sight With Shoe Boxes

Let’s say your kids have pestered you about your mystery bedside cabinet for the last time. You need to pivot to a new sex toy hiding spot.

Another scenario is that you don’t have kids, and you don’t have a bedside table, nor do you want one. 

You could even have a table, but it’s for your books or clothing. 

In the above instance, you don’t wish to cross-pollinate your other personal belongings with your Vibrating Extender. Fair enough. We all have our hang-ups. 

Or, maybe, you’ve filled your cabinet with products like the Le Wand Petite Massagers and Deluxe Floggers. So, you’re all out of room in your bedside table drawers and need a new sex-toy storage/hiding spot.

Either way, you don’t necessarily need a lock and key to keep your sex shop toys your best-kept secret. You can be inconspicuous about it by using a shoebox.

Who really is going to go rifling through your shoeboxes? 

Maybe a thief who's broken into your home will hope you’ve got some extra cash hidden where you once kept your Converse hightops. In which case, won’t our cat burglar friend get a surprise when they find your Translucence Veined Double Dong? 

More importantly, your hypothetical kids won’t be a problem. 

Children don’t care about shoeboxes because they think they know what’s in there. Your loafers, wingtips, high heels, or flats. Little do they know that it’ll really be the hiding place for your Calexotics Slim Jim Duo Veined Double Dong(17 inch).

Also, we can’t help but find the romance in our little shoebox idea. It hearkens memories of Cinderella’s glass slipper–except the Hot Octopuss Jet will fit you before and after midnight. Plus, if you use your imagination, you can play the role of a sexually satiated princess.

Create Your Own Pleasure Chest

Let’s say your kids have pestered you about your mystery bedside cabinet for the last time. You need to pivot to a new sex toy hiding spot.

Like with sexual orientations, preferences, and kinks, everybody is different. We all live under various circumstances or have traits impacting how we want to hide the toys we bought from the sex shop.

Beyond living with children, you could live with nosy roommates or prying parents. Or, you live on your own and play host to many guests and would prefer your sex toys and sexy lingerie remains out of their line of sight.

Also, as we hinted at in the introduction, the existence of your sex toy hiding place could be an enormous turn-on for you.

The above scenarios are all impetus to invest in a lockbox. They’re portable, so you can store them wherever is convenient, whether in your bedroom, spare room, or hidden pleasure palace.

A lockbox can be your very own Pleasure Chest. The home of all your kinkiest toys.

What’s more? You can store other sex-enhancing items in your lockbox/Pleasure Chest. That includes Libido Boosters like Massage Candles, Python 4k Pills, Kegel Balls, and much more!  

We know firsthand the wonders of a Pleasure Chest, so we can’t recommend your lockbox enough. Like our company, this suggestion suits all sex shop enthusiasts, whether you’re hiding your sex toys for men, sex toys for women, or anything else. 

Hiding Your Sex Toys Isn't Hiding Your Sexuality

We want to reiterate from the bottom of our hearts that this article isn’t about hiding from your true self. It’s about hiding your sex toys. Those are two very separate things.

Don’t get us wrong, it’s cool to be timid about sex. It’s equally cool to be loud and proud. People who fall on both sides of the spectrum or land somewhere between all likely share one commonality. They want to hide their sex toys.

There are many reasons to do it. For some, it’s merely a matter of easy access. Others want privacy. Most want both.

At Pleasure Chest, we believe that your sex toy storage is a way to spice things up even further. Having a hiding spot transforms using your sex toys into a much saucier, more satisfying experience.

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We want a trip to our store to be your road to sexual discovery. By unlocking our Pleasure Chest, you might unlock tastes you never knew you had. Explore our catalog today!