New Sex Positions FT. Barbie & Ken
Ready to take your bedroom escapades from 'same old, same old' to 'oh-my-god, yes, please'? We've got just the ticket to steam up your sheets and ignite your passion – a sizzling array of new sex positions, brought to you by Barbie and Ken. These positions are bound to make your heart race and your cheeks flush. Get ready to unleash your inner acrobats and embark on a playful journey of pleasure and exploration!
1. 69
Yes we know this is a position that has been tried and tested, but I really think this is a great way to spice up SEXtember. This way instead of just one partner giving oral pleasure, both can give and enjoy. Win, win ey?
How to do it: Ready to explore a sultry position that's more than just a number? Here's the scoop: one partner lies back, creating a tempting canvas for the adventure. The other playfully ascends, head-first, creating an oh-so-enticing illusion of intertwined 69 figures – catch our drift? If that's a bit of a stretch (pun intended), try this position side-by-side!
The WHY behind the WOW: this position allows both partners to receive pleasure at once. Instead of always getting on your knees, now he can get his face between yours.
Turn it up a notch: Ever wondered how to make the 69 sex position even steamier? Don’t shy away from letting your hands explore the rest of their body. Some couples enjoy the use of sex toys, like a sex wedge or a trusty vibrator. The use of female sexual toys can not only help women who are clit dependant reach orgasms faster, but also enhance the trust in intimate partners. Let your imagination run wild and your pleasure reach new heights – the sky's the limit in the world of 69 fun!
2. The Shrimp
Ever brought a Barbie or Ken home with a rocking body but their face is giving ‘weird Barbie’ vibes? Well in this new position, you can enjoy the pleasure of your partner without the eye contact. With every thrust, you can picture who you wish you were in bed with… Ryan Gosling perhaps? Maybe Margot Robbie? We won’t judge…
How to do it: Picture this: you're on the edge of a bed or bench, ready to take a wild ride. The receiver sets the stage by lounging on their hip and forearm, pressing their thighs together for an epic fit. Now, here comes the star – the giving partner stands behind the receiver and goes to pound town, ready to unleash a whirlwind of pleasure from behind.
The WHY behind the WOW: By keeping those legs wrapped up tight, you're turning up the heat on this adventure. It's like getting a VIP pass to a wilder, tighter embrace that'll leave you both breathless.
Turn it up a notch: Who said the giver gets to steal the show? To make this position steamier, the receiver's can match the rhythm with some hip-thrusting magic.
3. The Bumpy Ride
Ladies, it's time to show the Kens why it’s called Barbie World. Ever been with a Ken that doesn’t understand the difference between ‘harder’ and ‘faster’? Well now you can control the tempo and reach new depths.
How to do it: the giving partner takes a seat on a chair or bed edge. Now, the receiver gets to take center stage, facing the giver and comfortably nestled on their lap.
The WHY behind the WOW: in this position, the receiver's got the reins! They're the master of the angle, the depth, and the thrust. It's like having your own pleasure GPS, and you're driving the fun bus. Plus, the added support from being seated means you're in it for the long haul – if he can handle it.
Turn it up a notch: Let those fingers (and hands) unleash a symphony of sensations. You're both free to roam, exploring every nook and cranny of each other's bodies. The giver can cradle the receivers breasts, and ass cheeks. The receiver can suck on the givers earlobes, or kiss their neck - leaving you both craving an encore.
4. Horsing Around
When Ken found out the patriarchy wasn’t about horses, he lost interest. This is the only horsing around Ken is interested in these days, and we know why. Give your Barbie or Ken a good mount from behind and leave them wanting more… they’ll be back at the Mojo Dojo Casa House in no time.
How to do it: Time to fetch some pleasure with our new sex position ‘Horsing Around’! How this works is the receiver bends over whilst standing (you can put your hands against a wall for stability). And here comes the giver, mounting behind with their upper body up and proud (thinking he’s ‘Kenough’) or just a bit draped over (yes, that famous humping dog pose).
The WHY behind the WOW: Prepare for some deep-diving action, because this position is all about reaching new depths and hitting that sweet p or G-spot jackpot. It's like a treasure hunt for pleasure, and you're armed with the ultimate X-marks-the-spot map!
Turn it up a notch: Receivers, you've got the power – stimulate that glorious clitoris with one hand or jack off your cock, whichever you have, or recruit your partner for some help. But wait, there's more! It's time for some temperature play mischief. Grab an ice cube and trace a chilling trail down your partner's spine – trust us, it's like a tantalizing tango of hot and cold that'll leave them breathless.
5. Gymnast Barbie
If your title is ‘Gymnast’ then let’s get you bending and twisting with pleasure. This position allows your Ken or Barbie with a Strap On to reach a deep form of penetration, while also keeping eye contact and tending to the other parts of the body.
How to do it: Ready for a saucy twist, fun-lovers? Here's the scoop: the receiving partner sprawls out on their side like a comfy pretzel, setting the stage for this tantalizing tale. Now, the giving partner kneels right between those inviting thighs, straddling the bottom leg for some up-close-and-personal action while the receiver's top leg finds its cozy spot on the giver's thigh.
The WHY behind the WOW: It's all about the joy of multitasking, my friends! Get ready for a deeper-than-the-ocean penetration sensation, all while maintaining that sultry eye contact. It's like having a passionate tête-à-tête while diving into ecstasy. And hold on to your hats – for those who prefer clit-sational adventures, this position is your ticket. The giver can tease and tantalize, no penetration necessary – it's a win-win!
Turn it up a notch: But wait, there's more! Ready to sprinkle on some extra playfulness? Introduce those peppy nipple clamps into the mix or give an ice cube a whirl. Glide it across yours or your partner's nipples for a thrilling jolt of sensation. It's like adding a dash of unexpected spice to your pretzel passion!
6. No Flat Feet Here
In our Barbie World, our nights are filled with toe curling fun! Even our Kens have pointy feet…
How to do it: Alright, pleasure explorers, it's time to master the art of the Plank Pleasure. Here's the lowdown: the receiver lounges facedown on the bed, legs nice and straight, and hips giving a playful little lift. Now, here comes the magic – the giver enters from behind, setting the stage for a sizzling encounter!
The WHY behind the WOW: This position is like a snug puzzle piece, perfectly fitting the pleasure puzzle. It's like giving your partner's penis or strap-on a VIP ride, making it feel even more gloriously grand. Talk about a snug embrace that'll leave you both grinning from ear to ear!
Turn it up a notch: But let's crank up the heat, shall we? Embrace your inner play-biter! Give your partner's shoulders and the back of their neck a cheeky little nibble or bite – trust us, it's like adding a dash of tantalizing tingle to the mix. Think of it as an appetizer for the main course of pleasure that's about to unfold!
7. Slip & Slide
Ready for the slide of your life? This position can be enjoyed by both Barbies and Kens.
How to do it: Here's the lowdown: the receiver lays down on the bed or floor on their stomach, with their legs straight and slightly apart. The giver sits on top with their legs in front of him and his hands on either side of the body for support, like a true rodeo star (hopefully he lasts more than 8 seconds though). As the giver rocks back and forward with their genitals inside, the receiver will close their thighs together for a tight fit.
The WHY behind the WOW: Hold onto your hats, because this position's a game-changer! It's like giving your legs a little break while you ride the pleasure train straight to Climaxville.
Turn it up a notch: But that's not all, folks! It's time to switch up the rhythm and tease those nerve endings into a frenzy. Go from shallow to deep thrusting like a pleasure maestro, conducting a symphony of sensations that'll leave you both begging for an encore.
8. For the Gym Kens
If your title is ‘Gym’, then it's time to flex those playful muscles with this wheelbarrow style sex position!
How to do it: Here's the scoop: the receiver gets ready for a wild ride, getting down on all fours and showing off those impressive hand-and-foot skills. Now, picture this – the giver swoops in like a superhero, lifting them up by the pelvis for a jaw-dropping adventure. Hold onto your hats, because this is where the magic happens – the receiver locks and loads by gripping the giver's waist with their powerful thighs.
The WHY behind the WOW: Get ready for a workout like no other! It's like hitting the pleasure gym while getting up close and personal. And guess what? Deeper penetration is on the menu, served with a side of "Oh my goodness, is this real life?" satisfaction.
Turn it up a notch: But don't think we're stopping there! Rest on a table or the edge of the bed and give those hard working arms a break. So go on, give those arms a rest while the pleasure parade keeps marching on.
9.Spread Me Like Butter
Show your Barbie or Ken that you’re the bendy knee kind with this new sex position!
How to do it: Picture this: the receiver lies on their back and lifts their legs over the givers shoulders so they’re parallel to the floor. The giver kneels in front of the receiver and slides in like butter.
The WHY behind the WOW: Oh, we've got a sizzling surprise for you! This position allows for some real deep penetration.
Turn it up a notch: But wait, there's more to this rodeo! Imagine adding your own wild moves to the mix. From twirls to twists, you're the choreographer of pleasure in this sultry dance. And for all you vulva owners out there, the stage is set for some playful clitoral exploration – it's like adding a spark of fireworks to your rodeo extravaganza!
10. Thrusts R Us
Whether you’re a Ken or Barbie, if you’re after deep penetration, full control and eye contact, the Thrusts R Us sex position is something you should try this SEXtember.
How to do it: The giver sits in a seated position, with the receiver sitting on their lap. If you’re brave enough, the receiver should lift their legs over the giver’s shoulder, using their hands on either side of the givers body for support.
The WHY behind the WOW: Hold onto your heart-shaped sunglasses, because this position allows the receiver to control the tempo and work those core muscles at the same time. If you need some assistance, the giver can lift up the receiver and help with the speed.
Turn it up a notch: If the giver has a free hand, they can provide either clitoral stimulation or a hand job, depending on the doll on top.
There you have it, folks – a steamy smorgasbord of bedroom adventures that'll have you bending, twisting, and exploring your wildest desires. From the saucy 69 to the tantalizing Slip & Slide, these positions will unlock new realms of pleasure that leave you breathless and craving more. So, whether you're a newbie or a seasoned explorer, grab your partner, a bottle of lube, a sprinkle of imagination, and let the playful passions ignite. It's time to turn your bedroom into a naughty playground and embark on a thrilling journey of lustful laughter and unforgettable connections!
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